According to the establishment media, citing officialdom, the Brothers Tsarnaev “spontaneously” made a decision to drive to New York in the Mercedes they had carjacked in Boston and bomb landmark Times Square.

But the plot fell flat when they pulled the vehicle over at a gas station and the driver supposedly escaped.

According to the work-in-progress official narrative, after the driver escaped the brothers allegedly engaged in a running gun and flung IED battle with cops that resulted in the death of Tamerlan Tsarnaev and the wounding and apprehension of his younger brother, who was supposedly discovered hiding out in a boat parked in a Watertown, Massachusetts backyard.

New York Police Commissioner Ray Kelly and mayor Michael Bloomberg floated the latest addition to the official Boston bombing narrative this afternoon. They cited FBI sources saying they received the latest tidbit from surviving suspect Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. Prior to this, officialdom said the brothers had planned to drive to New York “to party” after the attacks.

“We don’t know if we would have been able to stop the terrorists if they had arrived here from Boston,” said Bloomberg. “We’re just thankful that we didn’t have to find out the answer.”

After juicing up the government narrative with word of the Times Square plot, officials admitted the supposed plot was “aspirational” and not developed.