Posted BY: J.D. Rucker

This is a story I didn’t want to have to write, but since nobody else so far is asking the question, I will. How close were Paul Pelosi and his attacker, David Depape? Police dispatch audio appears to indicate a contradiction from Pelosi. First, he said he didn’t know the guy. Then, he said the guy’s name was “David” and he was a “friend.”

Here’s that audio:

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A man in his underwear is able to get into the Speaker of the House’s home at 2 am. Pelosi seems to know the guy. Pelosi may or may not have been in his underwear as well, which isn’t so odd at 2 am in one’s own home. But the fact that his assailant was in his underwear is odd enough for Raheem Kassam from The National Pulse to make an observation:

This is all sorts of odd, as a couple of Twitter conservatives noted:

Then, there’s this…